Dear Electric Pink Vodka Cruiser:

Thank you for tasting like fairy floss and for making my brain like fairy floss. I like you, even though you make my teeth holey-like.

Love, Alex. xxx

I want this Fairy Floss van!

Dear Job That I Applied For:

Thank you for advertising yourself online again today, even though you interviewed me a week ago. You make me feel all kinds of special.

Love, Alex. xxx

No comments: