NO ONE WEARS PLASTIC ANYMORE.

If a green bag and a plastic bag were in a fight together, the plastic bag would be a quivering mess in the corner of the ring. If you still have doubts...

Enter: Celebrities Who Love Calico.

 

 Hugh Jackman loves his eco-friendly man bag. I like Hugh Jackman's eco-friendly-bag-carrying-device.

Jessica Biel wouldn't be caught dead in plastic. And her bag is very self-assured.

Julia Roberts – either brings her own bags, or buys a whole new set every week. At least they're not plastic.

 No, you are not. Plastic bags are totes embarrassing (see what I did there?). No one wears plastic anymore.