Serendipity and Kate Middleton

What did we think of the Royal Wedding? Are we sick of talking about it? I'm not.

I freaking loved it. This had nothing to do with the fact that I watched in my trackies with the company of takeaway Chinese (and a few other humans, whatevs).

In the run-up to the wedding, many a male deemed it necessary to poo-poo the pending nuptials and boisterously proclaim their plans to snob their lady-friends and hog the “good TV” to watch the footy instead of the wedding. I must say, it did amuse me so when a certain male realised that the wedding was playing on all channels except SBS. And that there was no footy. Roflcopter.

There was excitement and nerves from my corner of the lounge that not even a spring roll could extinguish. Puke if you will, but when Will and Harry's car rolled around the corner, and when Kate stepped into her car, oooooh, there were goosebumps aplenty!

For the boys. From Lydia Leath

I loved Kate’s dress. I thought her bouquet was a little limp though. I very, very much appreciated the Princes’ uniforms. Wowzers.

But if you want to know what I really thought, and I’m sure you really, really do – you can't get much more truthful than the text messages exchanged between this gal and her pal.

Here's the cream of the crop:

Beep Beep

I’m so excited. Do you reckon you will cry, for no apparent reason?

I’m not keen on the plastic fold-out chairs at the back of the church.

Apparently Harry is having a party in his own nightclub after. I want in.

I would do anything to get in. I want in so bad. This is torture.

Oh no, where's your hair Will?

Will needs a mic. I can’t hear what he is talking to the guests about.

I hope they hook up at the royal disco.

Not a fan of the mini-vans! How embarrassing!

I would be so cheesed off if I had to go in it. Everyone else gets Bat Mobiles and they get a seri bus.

WTF is that blue hat?

And the blue dress. What a mess. We need walky talkies.

Camilla looks like a sack of shit. She never smiles. Bring back Di.

Her wave is wrong. Too fierce.

Elton, you fat sludge.

You would be so embarrassed sitting next to Elton.

Look at the nun's shoes.

Kate's brother is taking this reading very seriously.

Maybe he’s practicing for an audition. This bit’s boring and no one is smiling.

Hahahahaha, did you see that horse bolt off?

Hahahaha, yep. The camera quickly went off it.

Hahaha, did you see the horse shit?

And we wonder why we're not princesses.

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