SECRET SANTA & STOCKING STUFFERS

Workplace Secret Santas can be tricky to shop for. But more importantly, it's embarrassing to be on the receiving end of a seriously crappola Kris Kringle gift. You have to turn into an actor and make pretend happy faces because the gift giver is definitely spying you from the corner of the room to gauge your reaction to their shit present. At the same time it's damaging to your reputation if you have to pretend in front of your pals that the thing you're holding is cool when it's so not! Last year I made this Secret Santa for Gentlemen cheat sheet, and this year I have lists for both chaps and ladies. You can buy any of these pressies, all from well-known Australian outlets, for less than ten smackeroonies. Don't be a shitty Santa!

For the ladies....

 

1. Santa's Lip Scrub Lush $9.95 2. Compact Mirror Cotton On Body $4.95 3. Ginger Sparkle Hand Cream The Body Shop $9.95 4. Feather Ornaments Freedom $9.95 5. Mini Desk Calendar Kikki K $4.95 7. Ollie Owl Shakers Typo $9.95 8. George & Simpson Plum Pudding Myer $3.95 9. Coolsack Chiller Bag Myer $8.95 10. Sandy Santa Scrub Lush $6.50 11. Mooloola Fruit Bowl Keyring City Beach $5.09 12. York Coasters Freedrom $9.95 13. Tropica Decorations Domayne from $9.00 14. Salt&Pepper Tree Plate Myer $9.95 15. Eye Mask Cotton On Body $4.95 16. Mooloola Canvas Bag City Beach $3.99 17. Elroy Mug Freedom $9.95 18. Nail Enamel Cotton On Body $2.95 19. Measuring Spoons Robert Gorden Myer $9.95

 

#3 Blogger Tested

#12 #18 Blogger Owned

#10 #11 #13 Blogger Envied

 

For the gentlemen...

1. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation DVD JB Hifi $6.50 2. Dirty Shaving Cream Lush $9.95 3. Ring for a Beer City Beach $4.99 4. Superman Bubble Bath Coles $3.95 5. Coolsack Chiller Bag Myer $8.95 6. Waterbomb Pack City Beach $4.95 7. USB Can FridgeKmart $10 8. 100ml Grass Shower Gel Lush $9.95 9. Shower Radio Kmart $10 10. Caravan Shakers Typo $9.95 11. Apple Pen Cup Typo $9.95

#2 Blogger Tested. My boyfriend had the 'Dirty' body spray and I can vouch for its fresh and summery manly scent. Think... lawn moving cross cologne. Understand?

#4 #5 Blogger Bought. My KK will be unwrapping these this Friday!

#7 Blogger Regret. I wish I'd found this first! The USB fridge plugs into the USB port on your laptop and chills your can without you having to leave your seat. Amaze le balls.

My Secret Santa wrapped and ready...